American - Comedian | June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Joan Rivers
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I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
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I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
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I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.
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I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' fan - huge!
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I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.
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I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.
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I've learned you don't always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing.
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