American - Comedian | June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Joan Rivers
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I was not an attractive child.
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Every television show you go on is a choice.
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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I am furious about everything.
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It's feast or famine in showbiz.
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
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I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it.
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I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun.
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Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
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I could pull my living in and live OK, but I don't want to live OK. I'm very happy to live in my penthouse, very happy I can pick up a check, very happy to have a great life and be able to spread my wealth a little bit.
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