Joan Rivers Quotes

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

StomachThighsCoversThemFlabby

And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time.

Jesus Christ

TimeI AmEndYouKnowChristmas

If people have to put labels on me, I'd prefer the first label to be human being, the second label to be pacifist, and the third to be folk singer.

Joan Baez

PeopleMeHumanFirstSingerBeing

My father did everything for me. He was awesome.

Jenson Button

FatherMeAwesomeEverythingHeDid

It's very difficult being an actor and being away for a lot of time, but my sons haven't complained too much too often.

Max von Sydow

TimeToo MuchActorDifficultBeing

The Nasdaq bubble and crash were followed by the real estate bubble then subprime crash, which led to the unprecedented printing of trillions of dollars in an attempt to prevent a global depression.

Robert Kiyosaki

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The time I had waited probably made the difference between success and failure.

Anna Neagle

SuccessFailureTimeDifferenceMade

I like to encourage people to realize that any action is a good action if it's proactive and there is positive intent behind it.

Michael J. Fox

PositiveGoodPeopleActionRealize

Directing was a natural thing for me. Actually, it was far less stressful directing than being the lead actor. I was able to have my input in all aspects of it.

Michael Jai White

MeActorLeadNaturalBeingAble

In this world of change, nothing which comes stays, and nothing which goes is lost.

Sophie Swetchine

ChangeWorldLostNothingGoes

I think Newton would be the greatest scientist who ever lived.

Michio Kaku

ThinkLivedGreatestWouldWhoEver

I think more and more, in places like Benghazi, in places like Iran, we have to be asking the question, can we trust the local government to protect our people?

Mitchell Zuckoff

TrustGovernmentPeopleThinkPlaces

If you want to understand your parents more, get them to talk about their own childhood; and if you listen with compassion, you will learn where their fears and rigid patterns come from. Those people who 'did all that stuff to you' were just as frightened and scared as you are.

Louise L. Hay

CompassionChildhoodParentsPeople

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