American - Comedian | April 29, 1954 -
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
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You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
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I love being a dad. I just love it.
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Men want to make women happy.
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We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.
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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
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I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
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If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
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Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
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Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.
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To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.
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A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
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