American - Comedian | April 29, 1954 -
I like money, but it's never been about the money.
Jerry Seinfeld
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A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.
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There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.
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My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
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A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake.
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I've done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they're going to be compared directly against other ads.
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I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I'm doing new stuff all the time.
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I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.
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If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.
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It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
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I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done.
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I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
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