Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Jerry Seinfeld

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MeDoingYearsImpressionWellBeen

I guess I would like to play some more extroverts.

Jesse Plemons

PlayMoreWouldLikeSomeGuess

When we launched, we had to figure out every problem - big or small - on our own.

Jennifer Hyman

SmallProblemOutOwnBigOur

Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security.

John F. Kennedy

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I started looking into horse history books and came across the actual story of this half-breed endurance horseman and his painted mustang Hidalgo. I wasn't really sure if I was going to do the movie at that point.

John Fusco

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When Man evolved Pity, he did a queer thing - deprived himself of the power of living life as it is without wishing it to become something different.

John Galsworthy

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I have never known the time when I did not wear stays. My stays are part of me.

Anna Held

TimeMeNeverWearKnownDid

I'm always looking for other interesting films to either act in or direct.

Steve Buscemi

LookingInterestingAlwaysActOther

I firmly believe lyrics have to breathe and give the audience's ear a chance to understand what's going on. Particularly in the theater, where you have costume, story, acting, orchestra.

Stephen Sondheim

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I love Michel Roux, Jr., and James Martin - the chefs who are experts in their own right, like Rick Stein on fish. But I don't watch them very much because I don't think it's fair for my husband to be in a total food environment all the time! So we watch programmes about gardening more.

Mary Berry

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I was a philosophy major as an undergraduate, and I'm just an arrogant little thing. It's hard for me to admit that I can't understand something, let alone not be in charge of it.

Mary Karr

AloneMePhilosophyAdmitUnderstand

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Jonathan Shapiro

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I don't think anyone is qualified to answer questions of eternal fate definitively, much less pinpoint it to a given day.

Jon Meacham

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