Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

Jerry Seinfeld

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It has been more wittily than charitably said that hell is paved with good intentions; they have their place in heaven also.

Robert Southey

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Politics is about a lot more than winning and losing. I think politics at its best is about compromise, shades of grey and about issues.

Matt Taibbi

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The Lean Startup process builds new ventures more efficiently. It has three parts: a business model canvas to frame hypotheses, customer development to get out of the building to test those hypotheses, and agile engineering to build minimum viable products.

Steve Blank

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At the end of the Middle Ages, nobody would ever have expected the monasteries to vanish from the scene within a generation - yet they did. Change does happen.

Rowan Williams

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Donald Trump understands the anxiety and aspirations of the American people like no leader since Reagan.

Mike Pence

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What is the damnation of hell? To go with that society who have not obeyed His commands.

Joseph Smith, Jr.

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Race is used, by all of us, in the most manipulative ways, is often force-fit and reduced to something it isn't, to something that gives us a sense of comfort, a false one. Many of us thought - needed to feel - the whole business was 'settled.' But it's not, never has been. Laws have only taken us so far.

Jonathan Coleman

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You can be rich in spirit, kindness, love and all those things that you can't put a dollar sign on.

Dolly Parton

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Everything's weird on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.'

Cheryl Hines

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Let's face it: I've got a bit of a reputation.

Boy George

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I'm glad I get to live in the United States of America.

Brad Feld

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I typically shoot underwater with my regular camera in an underwater housing, and then I usually have two big strobes that I use to light. But with whales, you're not going to be able to really light a 45-foot subject. Your strobes are only effective for maybe five or six feet underwater.

Brian Skerry

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