Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

Jerry Seinfeld

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YouBadGoTwoYearsHours

As a songwriter, it's good to have criticism, and I like objective opinions.

John Gourley

GoodCriticismOpinionsLike

The United States was born in revolution and nurtured by struggle. Throughout our history, the American people have befriended and supported all those who seek independence and a better way of life.

Robert Kennedy

LifeHistoryStrugglePeopleBetter

Twitter is the ultimate service for the mobile age - its simplification and constraint of the publishing medium to 140 characters is perfectly complementary to a mobile experience. People still need longer stuff, but they see the headline on Twitter or Facebook.

Matt Mullenweg

AgeServiceExperiencePeopleNeed

Digital Chocolate has 60% of its developers in Finland where the sun never sets in the summer and there is nothing to do outside in the winter, so we are very productive!

Trip Hawkins

WinterSunChocolateSummerNothing

I've lost seven friends to smoking-related lung cancer. Each death was a long, agonizing experience.

Tom Brokaw

ExperienceDeathFriendsLongLost

Time is what the depressed and panicked lack.

Roger Ebert

TimeDepressedLackPanicked

But words are things, and a small drop of ink, Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.

Lord Byron

WordsSmallThinkThoughtFalling

When I began my work on how morality varies across the political spectrum, there was a partisan, manipulative element to it. I wanted to help the Democrats win.

Jonathan Haidt

WorkWinPoliticalHelpMorality

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.

Boris Yeltsin

LongYouBuildThroneSitBayonets

Oh Mr. Webster could never define what's being said between your heart and mine.

Alison Krauss

HeartSaidNeverDefineBeingMine

I'm a God-fearing man who worships with my heart and with my life.

Willie Stargell

LifeHeartManMy LifeWhoWorships

In one month, the Small Business Administration does $1 billion of loans and guarantees for businesses; many of those are women-owned businesses.

Sylvia Mathews Burwell

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