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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Fun You Talk Knowing Comedians Get

The only thing Steve Jobs has ever asked me in all the years we've been together and have been partners, the only thing he has ever asked me is: 'Make it great.'

Great Together Me Years Only Been

I was an altar boy. I could probably quote the Bible from beginning to end.

Beginning Bible End Boy Quote Altar

When 'I' released, I gave a couple of interviews in which I expressed my interest to play an action heroine.

Action Play Interest Interviews Gave

You can work through most things and come out on the other side feeling like you've learned a good lesson and you'll get better.

Work Good Better You Lesson Feeling

The question I wanted to answer was, could I train my mind to be happy the same way one trains one's body?

Stefan Sagmeister

Happy Mind Be Happy Body Train Way

All these labels and praises scare me. I am very simple, and I feel like a newcomer because I never stopped learning.

Learning Simple I Am Me Feel Never

I'm a firm believer if you do the right thing, the American people will notice.

Do The Right Thing People American

Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.

Future Me Someone Way Become Never

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

Life Failure Eyes Hate My Life Same

Wisdom allows nothing to be good that will not be so forever; no man to be happy but he that needs no other happiness than what he has within himself; no man to be great or powerful that is not master of himself.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Good Happiness Wisdom Great Man

Music videos are really expensive, and if I mess it up, it's like, 'Oh, there goes 15,000 dollars,' you know?

Music You Know Mess Up Expensive

Just going along with this, what I did, or what I do is I imagine not being myself seeing it, but imagine somebody else who's seeing it for the first time.

Time Myself Being Myself Seeing Just

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