American - Comedian | April 29, 1954 -
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.
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When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you're a guest in someone's face. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face.
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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.
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You can be passionate about anything.
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Stand-up is hard.
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I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.
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The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.
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Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
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