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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Humor Me Look Nobody Nothing Way

If something is said about the Raiders, I'm ready to go to war.

War Ready Go Said Something About

As a kid, I just loved cartoons. And as the credits went by, I'd study those names and then try to figure how I could get hired to do what Mel Blanc and Daws Butler did. Create all of these great voices for animated characters.

Great Loved Create Try Kid Study

When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't become a registered voter until I moved to Tennessee, to Nashville, as a student.

Me Growing Up Impossible Student Up

No one worries about genre when they're dancing. They're not asking themselves, 'Is this song a dubstep song?'

Song Dancing Asking Genre Worries

I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them.

Love People Want Understand Talk

You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.

Yourself Easy You Try Out Things

When someone forces me to do something I don't do it.

Me Someone Something Forces

If you grow up in the South Bronx today or in south-central Los Angeles or Pittsburgh or Philadelphia, you quickly come to understand that you have been set apart and that there's no will in this society to bring you back into the mainstream.

Today Society Grow You Back Will

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

People Think Comedian Lot

I had the sets that meant so much to this character built - right in my home, especially the kitchen, which was important both for her character and for your introduction to her when Albert comes to visit.

Debbie Reynolds

Home Character Kitchen Important Her

I wanted to restore an ancient house in Kent, and that's what I did. It was a heap - this Tudor building with the beams painted lime green, so hideous. And I had this idea that I'd love the small village life, with the Range Rover and the dogs and baking cookies for the Y.W.C.A. But then it got so boring.

Christine McVie

Life Love Green Building Small

Being a mother is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me in my life.

Life Mother Amazing Me My Life Most

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