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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

People Me You Look Ridiculous Tell

I haven't read a lot of science fiction, and I never intend to write it; it seems to happen a little bit inadvertently for me, in that I'm trying to follow people into points in their lives that demand that I investigate the future.

Future Science People Me Trying

I'm a lifetime St. Louis Cardinals fan.

Lifetime St. Louis Fan Louis

I wasn't always confident; it took me awhile to kind of assume my role in fashion and feel attractive and be able to walk into a room.

Walk Me Fashion Confident Feel Kind

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

Smart People Think Dumb Say Want

People with deep faith and big hearts are concerned, as I am about the circumstance that Ms. Schiavo is in. I want them to know I will do what I can, but there are limits to what any particular person - irrespective of the title they currently hold - can do.

Faith I Am People Limits Deep I Can

By my count, of the more than 600 English-language World War II movies made since 1940, only four have even acknowledged the humanity of the soldiers of Nippon. There may be a few I've missed, but not many.

War World Humanity Movies Missed

The best people make mistakes.

Best Mistakes People Make

You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.

Race cars, no matter what size or shape they are, they do the same things. It is not complicated.

Complicated Matter Race Size Shape

For me, the dialogue is the easiest part of writing. It just always seems so obvious what a character will say. Maybe it's because I talk too much!

Character Me Writing Too Much Say

I am thankful I can see much to admire in all religions.

Alfred Russel Wallace

Thankful Religion I Am I Can Admire

I don't want to die as long as I can work; the minute I can not, I want to go.

Susan B. Anthony

Work Die Long I Can Go Want

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