American - Comedian | February 25, 1975 -
E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure.
Chelsea Handler
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I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
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There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'
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As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.
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I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit.
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I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.
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You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.
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You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness.
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Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.
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Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
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I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal.
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If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends.
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