Chelsea Handler Quotes

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

Chelsea Handler

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Margaret Thatcher was a 20th century visionary who understood the power of individual freedom versus the tyranny of government collectivism. She was a loyal supporter and friend of the United States and her terms as prime minister were marked as the beginning of the resurgence of the economy of the United Kingdom.

Joe Lhota

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People ask, 'Are your things autobiographical?,' and I think, no, they're not autobiographical directly, but of course my life has informed my work.

Andrea Arnold

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Almost nothing is more tedious than complaining about the weather.

Meghan Daum

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Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated toilet seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords hanging to plug in electric cars.

Maureen Dowd

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The LeBron 11, for $200, has hyperposite construction - a combination of Foamposite material and performance synthetics - and a new layer of Lunarlon cushioning; and anyway, Nike generates about $300 million off the sneakers.

Jeanne Marie Laskas

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

Johnny Carson

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Not long ago, I got to meet some troopers whose lives had been saved. They came with their wives, their children, their parents. It was a very moving occasion.

Stephanie Kwolek

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Ordinary people seem not to realize that those who really apply themselves in the right way to philosophy are directly and of their own accord preparing themselves for dying and death.

Socrates

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I'm not going to respond to every single thing that Donald Trump has to say or that Hillary Clinton says.

Tom Cotton

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It's a marvelous feeling when someone says 'I want to do this song of yours' because they've connected to it. That's what I'm after.

Mary Chapin Carpenter

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My family always ate dinner at the table, and we would chat about our day while eating. My parents like to have a few glasses of wine and linger after the meal is over, peeling oranges for dessert while talking. It's lovely.

Lisa Hanawalt

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I think I'm slightly impulsive, sometimes organised and always in search of a bargain!

Lisa Snowdon

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