American - Comedian | February 25, 1975 -
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
Chelsea Handler
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I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
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I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.
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Jews are underdogs - not in my world, obviously, they're not.
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I encourage interoffice romance.
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I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala.
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I'm a devilish kind of person, but I embrace it. I don't try to fight it. It's proven very well for me.
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If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.
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I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser.
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You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents.
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MTV is known for their huge budget.
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I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.
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