Chelsea Handler Quotes

American - Comedian | February 25, 1975 -

I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

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I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun.

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I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.

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I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view.

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I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.

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I think you do need two terms as a president.

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I have a huge impact with young girls. Young women. That's my demographic.

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Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut.

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Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?'

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When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.

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Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult.

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Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do.

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