Chelsea Handler Quotes

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

Chelsea Handler

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LoveYouBigHeartbreakJust One

There's nothing worse than winning but being told by people that you're losing.

Jerry Della Femina

LosingPeopleWinningYouNothing

Africa is one of my favorite places because there are so many things to do - either surfing or going to see the animals. You can drive two hours or six hours up the coast - or just 15 minutes up the road - and it's probably something you haven't seen before.

John John Florence

DriveRoadYouAnimalsAfricaSee

For some reason, people think I am this terrible person and it really hurts me to hear that. I am just doing the best I know how to.

Anna Nicole Smith

BestI AmPeopleMeThinkDoing

Now I feel and I say all the time that vanity is, like, long gone. I'm really free of worrying about what I look like, because it's out of my shaky hands. I don't control it. So why would I waste one second of my life worrying about it?

Michael J. Fox

LifeTimeControlFreeMy LifeLook

I don't think American family sitcoms are mean. I guess I really love 'Arrested Development.' I guess they are quite mean in that, but that is also a very silly, surreal, absurd show as well, and it has got a heart as well.

Simon Bird

FamilyLoveHeartThinkAmerican

There is no greater ladder into the middle class than education.

Martin O'Malley

EducationLadderClassMiddleThan

Computer programming has been traditionally seen as something that is beyond most people - it's only for a special group with technical expertise and experience. We have developed 'Scratch' as a new type of programming language, which is much more accessible.

Mitchel Resnick

ExperiencePeopleLanguageNewGroup

I paint mostly from real life. It has to start with that. Real people, real street scenes, behind the curtain scenes, live models, paintings, photographs, staged setups, architecture, grids, graphic design. Whatever it takes to make it work.

Bob Dylan

LifeWorkLiveArchitecturePeople

You know what this nation is? It's a disruptive start-up. It was a group of rich guys that got together and said, 'You know what? We're going to break away from the other countries and start our own country.'

Anthony Scaramucci

TogetherStartRichYouCountryOwn

It's fun to have money, but the more money I get, the less interesting it becomes. If you don't have very much, you have to think about it. If you are starving, you become interested in food. If you are struggling to pay the bills, money becomes tragically important.

Sebastian Junger

FoodMoneyFunThinkInteresting

We made too many expensive movies trying to offset the loss of the 'LOTR' income. There was a lot of pressure to re-create that franchise, which turned out to be unhealthy for us, because it's such a once-in-a-lifetime success. It would be like trying to re-create 'Avatar' over and over again.

Toby Emmerich

SuccessPressureLossTryingMovies

The trouble is that after nine years as a Jack of all trades and Master of the Dominican Order, I have no expertise on anything except airports and exotic foods.

Timothy Radcliffe

TroubleYearsMasterAnythingOrder

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