Chelsea Handler Quotes

American - Comedian | February 25, 1975 -

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

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I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

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I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

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I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

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The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

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Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?'

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Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

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I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

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There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.

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I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.

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I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

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You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?

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