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Chelsea Handler Quotes

Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Men Me Think Mouth Just Shut

Tackling deprivation around the world is a moral imperative and firmly in Britain's national interest.

Andrew Mitchell

World Moral Interest Around National

Not offering this kind of guarantee means that they do not believe in their product enough, and they do not care about if a salesman is over promising or over selling their product.

Believe Care Enough Selling Kind

Mel Gibson would not be a good James Bond.

Good Bond Would James Bond James

To say that I won the French Open, it's something completely crazy.

Crazy Say Open Something French Won

I'm terrible with money, absolutely awful. I'm always losing it.

Money Losing Always Terrible Awful

My outspoken positions haven't always been popular in the halls of Congress, but they have been rooted in what I believed was right and necessary.

Congress Right Always Rooted Been

I'm finally my dad's favourite because Kevin Costner is playing him.

Him Playing Because Finally Kevin

A salmi is an oldfangled, richly flavored game stew - often served, like chipped beef, over toast - that was a delicacy popular in the 1890s.

Game Over Like Beef Toast Stew

I would like to think that monogamy works: that once you make that vow, that decision in your life to stay committed, you actually get to keep that promise; you get to keep that commitment. I think that once you start to lose that, once you start to wonder, even emotionally - especially emotionally - your relationship is bound to get lost.

Jonathan Silverman

Life Relationship Decision Commitment

I and haven't been unemployed for 20 years. I'm an exception to the rule.

Denzel Washington

Years Rule Been Unemployed Exception

History provides an antidote to cynicism about the past.

History Past Cynicism Antidote About

Be patient - if something is supposed to happen, it's going to happen. Whenever I've tried to force things, they didn't go right.

Chiara Ferragni

Go Right Be Patient Happen Patient

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