Chelsea Handler Quotes

Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do.

Chelsea Handler

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WordsMeWorldStandYouNobody

We should make decisions in life with our hearts, not our brains, not only in music but in daily life.

Andre Rieu

LifeMusicDailyDaily LifeBrains

People get really caught up in their own trips.

Max Cannon

PeopleUpOwnGetCaughtTrips

We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in the staff we have experts on 'Star Trek,' 'Star Wars,' 'Doctor Who' and 'Dungeons and Dragons.'

Matt Groening

ScienceDoctorScience FictionStar

After doing 'Life After Beth,' which I think had one line that wasn't scripted, everything was scripted so that it sounds natural, and I went to such great lengths to create dialogue and to come across the way that people wouldn't sound like they were on the nose.

Jeff Baena

LifeGreatPeopleThinkDoingWay

This is not a screenplay. I don't do twenty drafts. I'm not going to show this to you until it's published or accepted for publication. You can make whatever suggestions you want, but I probably will ignore them entirely.

Robert B. Parker

IgnoreYouWantWillWhateverGoing

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Mike Birbiglia

FailureMarriageFearFeelRejection

Making films is about having absolute and foolish confidence; the challenge for all of us is to have the heart of a poet and the skin of an elephant.

Mira Nair

ConfidenceHeartChallengeElephant

Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.

Jason Biggs

ActingNeverWellThanHappier

God created the first man, whom he called Adam. Then God created a woman, whom ho named Eve; and this man and woman were given the power from Jehovah God to reproduce their kind, that is to say, to cause conception and birth of children.

Joseph Franklin Rutherford

GodPowerChildrenWomanManKind

I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams.

Jonas Salk

DreamsNightmaresBecauseConquered

What do I have to say to the universe? A soul ought to have something to say to the universe if it's going to be immortal.

Sheri S. Tepper

SoulUniverseSaySomethingGoing

And I've always felt comfortable certainly in a courtroom because you're just performing. And there was a time in my life when I thought when I grew up I'd be a trial lawyer myself.

Scott Bakula

LifeTimeMyselfLawyerThoughtYou

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