A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
Jimmy Carr
Recitation: by Male by Female
I don't have a Madonna-sized fan base, so I can actually e-mail and talk to everyone that e-mails me, because I am totally appreciative and I like my fans!
Jill Sobule
I AmMeI CanTalkEveryoneFans
The Icesave matter is complex and it is understandable that the issue has been oversimplified by many. Unfortunately some of the basic facts of the matter have been unilaterally interpreted, and sometimes distorted, giving rise to unjustified criticism of the conduct of the Icelandic authorities.
Johanna Siguroardottir
FactsCriticismGivingRiseMatter
I'm more an actor who can dance and sing if I absolutely have to. I studied theatre in college, but I studied drama, but I don't have that Broadway voice, and I'm not a trained dancer or anything like that. I identify mostly as an actor first and foremost.
John DeLuca
DanceCollegeTheatreVoiceDrama
Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is 'stealing,' a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator.
Ann Coulter
PracticeStealingCreatorTaxation
I was convinced that acting was for fools. I was on the stage when I was eight with my father, he was playing one of those Greek blind guys that sees things and warns people, whilst I was in a blue skirt. I think there were 5,000 people in the theatre, it was ridiculous.
Rutger Hauer
FatherBluePeopleTheatreThink
If a Woman can neither Love nor Honour, she does ill in promising to Obey.
Mary Astell
LoveWomanSheObeyHonourNor
It's not just a matter of poor willpower on the part of the consumer and a give-the-people-what-they-want attitude on the part of the food manufacturers. What I found, over four years of research and reporting, was a conscious effort... to get people hooked on foods that are convenient and inexpensive.
Michael Moss
AttitudeFoodEffortPeopleResearch
I think what the Tea Party movement is - I'm all for it; they're out there fighting for our rights, fighting for what our forefathers stood for.
Luke Scott
TeaThinkFightingPartyMovement
I was twice-born. I'm Mexican by nature and Hungarian by nurture.
Clarissa Pinkola Estes
NatureMexicanNurtureHungarian
Always have a plan, and believe in it. Nothing happens by accident.
Chuck Knox
BelievePlanNothingAlwaysHappens
I want to listen to my Apple Music on my iPhone. I also want to listen to it on my iPad. I want to play it on my Apple TV; I want to be connected everywhere I go. It fits into the puzzle of everything that is Apple, and, therefore, it should not be seen as some sort of separate entity that is trying to find its way.
Bozoma Saint John
MusicPuzzleTryingAppleFindPlay
In this year 1634, I purchased the moiety of thirteen houses in the Strand for five hundred and thirty pounds.
William Lilly
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