Jeff Dunham Quotes

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that.

Jeff Dunham

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My first guitar was like a campfire guitar. And it was left at a house that my family had moved into... and the guitar was at the house. It was all strung up. It's normally something that would be beyond a bit of rubbish.

Jimmy Page

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Clarinet is an incredible instrument. It's a great, expressive instrument.

Anat Cohen

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As a closeted gay man, Jim McGreevey lived a life of presentation, a gay man portraying a straight man.

Jeanne Marie Laskas

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First, you do a piece of material that begins and ends and has a flow; it's not chopped up as in a film, where in an extreme case you might be doing the last scene of the script the first day that you go to work, and you don't know enough about the character you're playing.

Jean Stapleton

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Whether the work that I do shall succeed or achieve critical acclaim is for the audience to decide.

Amitabh Bachchan

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We have as a nation been duped by those who use our guilt about how we treated the innocent pawns in the Vietnam War game - the soldiers - into missing the point once again about the utter senselessness that is war.

Steven Weber

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People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.

Trey Parker

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When you work with chains or any kind of weapons, or just when you're using hand-to-hand combat, you are going to get hurt.

Lucy Liu

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In wrestling, when I was in high school, my coach said you should be able to hit every single move from any position. So, arm drag to double-leg, snap-down to double-leg. You should be able to hit a move from anywhere, so with my armbar, I can essentially hit it from any position because it's my favorite submission.

Demetrious Johnson

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I'm a fan of Rihanna. I have all her albums. I love her music; she's a great performer. We've both gone on to great things. It's all love.

Christina Milian

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Fans of my books have just been supremely nice.

Brian K. Vaughan

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I think crime writing is my link with trying to preserve a sort of order.

Antonia Fraser

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