Milton Berle Quotes

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

Milton Berle

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 12, 1908 - March 27, 2002

Topics

WorkThoughtJokeUsedWouldLike

If you want to make films, you'll watch Kurosawa. If you want to play a violin, you listen to Seghetti. Same with somebody who has the ambition to play in the NBA. I watch a basketball game; I enjoy it. Somebody who really wants to learn to play is studying whatever is most magnificent that's going on out there.

Robert Pinsky

AmbitionBasketballGameLearnEnjoy

For me, I just try to make sure I eat enough and drink enough water and that's about it.

Matt Cameron

WaterMeEnoughTryDrinkEat

I think of myself as a problem-solver. I want to go in and help the director and the writer to get the best they can out of the text they're working with.

Michael Emerson

MyselfBestThinkHelpGoWant

It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush.

Russ Feingold

Stand UpStandRightUpNecessary

People who hate me call me a Twitter troll, which is laughable given my extensive body of work, which you can find on Amazon in the form of books like 'Gorilla Mindset' and my documentary on free speech, 'Silenced.'

Mike Cernovich

WorkHatePeopleMeFreeMindset

A nation that turns it back on Christ and God's words of truth will inevitably regret it.

Monica Johnson

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My husband is the love of my life.

Debra Stephenson

LifeLoveHusbandMy Life

Why a ghost story? Well, I love them. They're fun to read - and, yes, fun to write.

Chris Bohjalian

LoveFunStoryWhyWriteYes

One must choose between Obscurity with Efficiency, and Fame with its inevitable collateral of Bluff.

William McFee

EfficiencyChooseInevitableFame

I remember thinking when I was younger - we used to take holidays to Spain and France, and I just thought I was never going to get further than Spain or France. I really didn't when I was younger. And then I started auditioning for 'Narnia,' and the first thing when I got the part was go straight to New Zealand, halfway around the world.

William Moseley

WorldThinkingThoughtHolidaysNew

I felt obligated to change music to art, the same way that Galileo proved the Earth was round to the world and that the Sun did not stand still.

Phil Spector

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I never know if it's the right choice I'm making. It's always weird going from one place to another.

Selena Gomez

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