Jeff Ross Quotes

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

Jeff Ross

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Topics

FunnyMeYouWantObservationJoke

The reason so many celebrities try to keep things secret is you want the chance to get to know someone without the glare of public scrutiny.

Jesse Metcalfe

ChanceSomeoneYouKnowWantTry

With Asian-Americans actors, specifically, there's been fewer opportunities for them in TV and film and fewer that have the ability to actually make a career out of it. It becomes a bit of a chicken and egg situation, where they're like, 'Oh, but they're not famous names,' but they haven't had a chance to be in anything yet, either.

Jenny Han

ChanceOpportunitiesFamousCareer

Argentina and Burma. I have been to most of the countries in the world, but not those two. I want to shoot doves in Argentina. Burma, of course, because no one has really been there.

Jeremy Clarkson

WorldWantTwoShootArgentinaBeen

As much as we complain about it, though, there's part of us that is drawn to a hurried life. It makes us feel important. It keeps the adrenaline pumping. It means I don't have to look too closely at my heart or life. It keeps us from feeling our loneliness.

John Ortberg

LifeHeartLonelinessFeelLookUs

I tend to agree with those who say that a justice's duty is to the Constitution and that it is thus more legitimate for her to enforce her best understanding of the Constitution rather than a precedent she thinks is clearly in conflict with it.

Amy Coney Barrett

JusticeBestConflictConstitution

I think since I'm not particularly well-known as myself, it's funny all the different perceptions people have of me. Like, if someone's only seen me in 'Death Proof,' they think I'm sort of a ditzy girl who says stupid things and wears revealing outfits all the time.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

FunnyGirlTimeMyselfDeathPeople

I'm a big tandem bike rider... I've had a tandem bike since I was 12, and I wanna be a competitive tandem bike rider one day.

Miranda Cosgrove

DayBikeOne DayCompetitiveBig

I realized that a great deal of life is exactly and precisely about being able to feel pain: my own and other people's.

Joseph Wapner

LifeGreatPainPeopleFeelMy Own

A lot of the motivation for doing the 'Make 'Em Laugh' on SNL was because I had just finished shooting 'Inception,' where there were zero-gravity scenes and I got into really good shape and was training and did all these stunts. Coming off of that, that instilled me with the confidence to do 'Make 'Em Laugh.'

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

GoodConfidenceTrainingMeLaugh

I urge President Trump to maintain American participation in the Paris Agreement - for the sake of our international leadership, economic competitiveness, and children's environmental future.

Brad Schneider

LeadershipFutureChildrenAmerican

You like to think with young adults that with your books, a little part of it has reached them and will stay with them. It is great to be part of an eight-year-old's world.

Anthony Horowitz

GreatWorldThinkYouYoungWill

There is no real teacher who in practice does not believe in the existence of the soul, or in a magic that acts on it through speech.

Allan Bloom

TeacherSoulPracticeBelieveMagic

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Jeff Ross