American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don't need my help.
Ron White
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I have a very fun life. I don't recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called 'Jayne Mansfield's Car.' I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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My show is more storytelling now than it's ever been. It's what I'm good at.
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I just try to keep it fresh without sacrificing funny.
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If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or work out the beats on new stuff.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there's not continuity.
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There's no such thing as a hit joke.
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I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.
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Comedy is great because there's no overhead.
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