American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
Ron White
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.
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There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country.
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I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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