American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man.
Ron White
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If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late.
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I want my fans to feel like we're always in touch. Because without 'em, I wouldn't be able to do any of this.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore; it means I don't want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they've never heard.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy when they were young.
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I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don't really look outside for stories.
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