American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
I write all of my material. It's all me.
Ron White
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I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things.
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All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I don't think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I'm not willing to drag my fans down a road I don't believe in. That's just my one little principle. I've only got one, and that's it.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.
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Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see why you would.
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People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.
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Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.
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