Ron White Quotes

I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

Ron White

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GoodBeenMarriedFewTimes

God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.

Amiri Baraka

GodOverAirWestAir Conditioning

I did 22 years in the military. I went through Paris Island. I'm a Marine. I will never not be one.

Montel Williams

ParisIslandWillNeverMilitary

I was shaped by my mistakes.

Janice Dickinson

MistakesShaped

The American people hit the streets and did something that the government wouldn't do: the Civil Rights Act. It didn't go down well with the corporate world.

Dick Van Dyke

ChildrenMeSmallGenerationYou

At the age of 31, I realized, 'Oh my God, I may die like everyone else.'

Chuck Palahniuk

GodAgeDieEveryoneMayLike

The product cycle for the Oculus Rift will be between the rapid six-month cycle of cell-phones and the slower seven-year cycle of consoles. It's rare to see a phone not coming out every year.

Brendan Iribe

YearPhoneProductWillSeeOut

I was very curious about the world even at a young age, and I don't know at what point I became aware that other cultures believed in different religions, and my question was, 'Well, why don't they get to go to Heaven then?'

Brad Pitt

AgeCuriousWorldHeavenKnowYoung

I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel.

Susan B. Anthony

TimeRideWomanStandWheelSee

I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though.

Rico Rodriguez

GreenFruitGoBeansThingsLike

In a democracy, in a functioning democracy, what would be happening is that popular organizations, unions, political groupings, others would be developing their programs, putting them forth, insisting that their representatives implement those programs.

Noam Chomsky

DemocracyPoliticalOthersUnions

I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings.

Lupita Nyong'o

SaladAwesomePrettyMaking

I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.

Leo Burnett

DeathI AmPeopleAdvertisingBoring

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