Ron White Quotes

If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.

Ron White

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MeDownWriteMexicoWhateverOut

One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated.

Jeremy Brett

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Very few parents keep up with who the top professors are or whose classes their kids are taking, partially because most undergraduates interact more commonly with graduate students.

Andrew Yang

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I almost feel like Mars has been taking care of me for all of these years.

Ann Robinson

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When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes.

Andy Kindler

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My life is OK. I live in France. It's a very cool country to make films.

Michel Hazanavicius

LifeLiveCoolMy LifeCountryOK

When I first got into the major label system, they were like, 'Hey, you're great - now write with a million people so we can get songs.' That was something I hadn't done before, and the songwriters I was working with had worked on some massive numbers - like 'True Colours.' One of the guys wrote 'Livin On A Prayer.'

LP

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The scale of the ISIS threat is not yet matched by a clarity of approach for securing their defeat.

Douglas Alexander

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I think the key to improv is always listening. It's embracing. It's positivity. It's hearing things and not shutting them down.

Chris Gethard

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Many civil rights came about, not when they were passed into law, but because the federal government did what it should and saw them enforced.

Claire McCaskill

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I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

Britney Spears

WaitSexWantMarriedUntil

There is nothing new in the realization that the Constitution sometimes insulates the criminality of a few in order to protect the privacy of us all.

Antonin Scalia

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I'm living out my dreams and I love what I do.

Ashley Tisdale

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