American - Comedian | December 18, 1956 -
I guarantee there's people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
Ron White
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I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Ultimately I'm the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I'm pretty good at helping them get there.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I've been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I've always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.
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I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't enjoy it.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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