American - Comedian | June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014
Sure I do a lot of jokes about Anne Frank. But when you do those jokes, it makes people remember what happened to her. That process of bringing her story back doesn't have to be a serious one. What I say is all nonsense, but it helps to keep her memory alive.
Joan Rivers
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I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up.
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All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
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My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.
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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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