Joan Rivers Quotes

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

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Japan and Australia share the universal values of freedom, democracy, the rule of law, and fundamental human rights.

Shinzo Abe

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I like to be working and moving - the worst thing you can do to me is stick me in a room all day while you're lighting a shot. That just kills me.

Robert Carlyle

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I like to think that I can run, but I remember once running up and down through different terrains while on set in Iceland, and I face planted.

Rose Leslie

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The Olympic Games is the ultimate level of competition.

Russell Mark

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If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it?

Davy Crockett

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The facts of Watergate have been wildly exaggerated.

Conrad Black

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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Colin Mochrie

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What I believe in and the way I work with my clients is we're so quick to say what we don't like about our bodies, but it's really important to say the things we do like about our bodies. If you know you have great legs or a great butt, or if you're curvy, show it off if you're proud of it.

Brad Goreski

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I wanted to be a doctor at some point, and I was always bringing home strays from school: people who were too poor to pay fees or have food. My parents never rebuked me or told me that they were hard-pressed, too.

Winnie Madikizela-Mandela

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He that would govern others, first should be Master of himself.

Philip Massinger

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A lot of people when they try to sing Skid Row songs, they're screaming and yelling too much. It's more singing than screaming.

Sebastian Bach

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Wars of necessity are essentially unavoidable. They involve the most important national interests, a lack of promising alternatives to the use of force, and a certain and considerable price to be paid if the status quo is allowed to stand. Examples include World War II and the Korean War.

Richard N. Haass

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