Joan Rivers Quotes

What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

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As a human, if you're in a scary situation, you pretty much forget about everything else! You just try and survive.

Maxine Peake

SurviveYouSituationForgetTry

Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.

Simon Newcomb

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I love my mother.

Tori Spelling

LoveMotherI Love

Books that kids read should be about what is going on in the world.

Michael Morpurgo

WorldGoingBooksKidsReadShould

Well, actually, I don't consider myself a jazz legend or anything.

Joseph Jarman

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Most people would think if you're the prime news anchor, then you should sort of be this Edward R. Murrow, Clark Kent guy with the family and 2.5 kids - or the perky, cute yet smart Katie Couric.

Don Lemon

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ZipRecruiter's data-driven approach to matching the right employer with the most qualified job-seeker helps reduce the time, resources and frustrations expended during the hiring process, and the company is well positioned to extend its offerings to serve both employers and job seekers.

Brian Lee

TimeJobProcessMatchingRight

My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories.

Chuck Palahniuk

GreatBestMistakesAdviceChoose

I had a chance to do acting again, and, I don't know, this has always been my plan of what I wanted to do.

Ashley Thomas

ChancePlanActingKnowAlwaysBeen

I think I'm a good actor, but to replicate tens of thousands of man hours in surgery is really hard.

Ato Essandoh

GoodManThinkActorHardSurgery

I hope we're not the last of the Mohicans when it comes to putting on a big, crazy, over-the-top theatrical rock show.

Synyster Gates

HopeCrazyRockBigLastShow

These are some of the things for which we believe the American people owe no little gratitude to the Dutch; and these are the things for which today, speaking in the name of the American people, we venture to express their heartfelt thanks.

Seth Low

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