Joan Rivers Quotes

My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

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The secret to my success is persistence.

Jinder Mahal

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I went to sleep away camp seven years in a row. I was such a pro.

Joe Jonas

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'SCTV' was the concept of a group ensemble doing satirical things. 'Saturday Night Live's sketches were broader than ours, more universal.

Joe Flaherty

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I've been motivated by overcoming challenge and overcoming the hurdles and obstacles that face me. There still is plenty out there to get motivated by.

Andre Agassi

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I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take that I think is funny enough that I would put it in front of an audience.

John Mulaney

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Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative.

John Kenneth Galbraith

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I think the whole 'tiger mom' thing is a very common trope. People like to show Asian moms giving pressure, but they don't really show the love that comes with it.

Ronny Chieng

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Every linguistic sign is located on two axes: the axis of simultaneity and that of succession.

Roman Jakobson

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I love to read about healthy eating and preach to my husband, who doesn't listen. Now I'm trying to teach it to my daughters.

Martina McBride

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The world has lost faith in American leadership, and the threats are mounting.

Michael T. Flynn

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I cook and wash, cook and wash. When I am done, the kitchen is like a mirror.

Domenico Dolce

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I was from a tiny little island, which I always say is one corn field away from a horror film: it was, like, isolated, and everybody knew everybody, and you go to school with the grandkids of the grandparents that your grandparents went to school with.

Dove Cameron

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