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Joan Rivers Quotes

I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Live I Am I Can Want Will Would

To me, nothing in the art world is neutral. The idea of 'disinterest' strikes me as boring, dishonest, dubious, and uninteresting.

Art Me World Boring Nothing Idea

Everybody perceives me because of my career that I'm a movie star, or I'm this model, but I'm still the same person I was when I was a little girl.

Andie MacDowell

Girl Me Career Person Same Star

It was the basilica of gossip, the Vatican of inside dope.

Gossip Dope Inside Vatican

The wonderful thing about romance is that there are so many flavors of it!

Romance Wonderful Many Flavors About

We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.

Life Learn Rope Knots

My own parents divorced when I was six. I was raised with my brother Joel by our mother on the East Coast, visiting my father in Los Angeles during holidays. When your parents are divorced, you don't know anything else, do you?

Michael Douglas

Father Mother Brother Parents You

When I got into songs like 'Exist,' I was like, 'Okay, this riff has some bass sweeping in it, I'm definitely going to have to use a pick... but I guess I'll have to learn how to sweep first!'

Learn Okay First Exist Going Bass

I like to wear bodysuits and things that make me feel really active and athletic and also really sensual.

Sophie Hawley-Weld

Me Feel Active Things Wear Sensual

The most troubling loan we had was actually to the 'Octomom'. That was a terrible situation, and we worked very, very hard to move her to another home that they could afford.

Home Situation Loan Hard Her Move

I was part of Jazzercise class. It was an aerobics routine accompanied by loud music, sounding quite awful to me. Jazzercise was popular in the '80s and '90s.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Music Me Routine Class Awful Loud

Probably better than anybody, I realized that I could have easily been one of those guys who was not seen as being a WWE-type guy.

Better Seen Guy Being Been Who

I was never a boy. I always was a girl in my heart, and although I was presented as a boy to the public, inside I was feminine. It was OK to be that because that's just who I was, and I can't change that. I was born that way.

Change Girl Heart Born Boy Way

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