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Joan Rivers Quotes

I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Love People Laugh Reach You Find

My clients were always poor folks, working folks, people who were in trouble and couldn't afford to pay a whole lot. I found it very difficult to say no to somebody who needed help, so most of my work turned out to be pro bono. It didn't start out that way, but it turned out that way because I never got paid.

Work People Start Help Trouble Say

If I make the mistake of eating breakfast, I want to go back to bed and/or eat again immediately.

Stephen J. Dubner

Mistake Breakfast Eating Back Want

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Used Should Every Occasion

The invention of Bob Dylan with his guitar belongs in its way to the same kind of tradition of something meant to be heard, as the songs of Homer.

Robert Fitzgerald

Guitar Tradition Meant To Be Kind

I don't really consider myself a model, to be honest. I respect designers; I think it's another art, you know.

Josephine de La Baume

Respect Art Myself Think You Know

Everybody says, 'When you have kids, you really get away from yourself.' But really, it's the most selfish thing I've ever done. It's like, Okay, I'm going to create unconditional love for myself, and I'm going to need it and want it and ask for it every day, and I'm going to get it.

Love Myself Day Yourself Selfish

When the Soviet Union collapsed in 1989, Reagan and Thatcher displayed Churchillian magnanimity towards Gorbachev's broken nation. Relations were never better. There was no triumphalism.

Broken Better Never Nation Soviet

Today knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement.

Opportunity Today Knowledge Power

I was lucky enough to find stand-up really early in life. And I'm so grateful that I did, because the second I found it, I was like, 'I know what I want to do'.

Life Grateful Enough Early Find

Going out and volunteering sounds simple, but many people don't volunteer because they don't know where to start.

Simple People Start Know Volunteer

I have never been in any country where they did not do something better than we do it, think some thoughts better than we think, catch some inspiration from heights above our own.

Thoughts Think Better Country Never

A lot of TV people buy more than one of an item, in case they spot or stain it, but I don't like buying duplicates - it's wasteful.

People More Buy Buying Like Than

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