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Demetri Martin Quotes

American - Comedian | May 25, 1973 -

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

I Am Simplicity Trying Out Seem Get

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

School Law Interesting Three First

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'

Home God School Law Church You

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Funny Fun People Stand Up Think Go

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.

Freedom You Say Structure They Say

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

Growing Up Comedy Friends Know Big

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

Said T-Shirt Saw Wearing Guess

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

Love You Feeling Know Kind Happen

People only have so much attention.

People Attention Only Much

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Think Doing Feedback I Can Audience

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

People Mind Me Never Out Little

I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

Done Try Always Excited Something

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