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Demetri Martin Quotes

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Growing Up Comedy Friends Know Big

No matter what it is you are cooking, buy the best ingredients you can afford. I don't care if it's a simple salad or Beef Wellington. A quality product stands alone and won't need any dressing up.

Alone Best Quality Cooking Simple

The only thing that exists is torment, lyricism, and the magnificence of language.

Language Only Torment The Only Thing

I'm introverted, and I pay attention to my muse... Record companies used to go mad and say 'We don't know the deal with you. You have no continuity at all. You give us 'Addicted to Love,' and you're a rock n' roll star, then you give us 'She Makes My Day,' and what's that?' But that was a hit, too. It either gets across or it doesn't.

Love Day Attention You Mad Know

My dad said if you become a tennis professional just make sure you get into the top hundred, because you have to make a little bit of money. You make a living so you can pay your coaching and, you know, your travels.

Money You Professional Know Living

What worries me is to be in the best physical form to score goals.

Goals Best Me Score Physical Form

I'm obsessively detail-oriented.

I was praised in the U.S. and heavily, brutally criticized in France.

Christine Lagarde

France Brutally Praised Criticized

Anything can happen in a fight, and anything can happen in training.

Training Fight Happen Anything

There is an organic affinity between joyousness and tenderness, and their companionship in the saintly life need in no way occasion surprise.

Life Surprise Way Companionship Need

The world assumes that we are very happy with high mansions, fine carriages, servants and attendants, huge investments, and concubines. But he who is without the honor and strength of the soul can be anything but happy.

Munshi Premchand

Strength Soul Happy World Honor Who

I was interested in science or, at least, nature from an early age, learning the names of planets, cutting cartoons with facts about animals out of the newspaper and gluing them into a scrapbook, and, with a friend when I was five or six, trying to design a submarine.

Nature Learning Friend Age Science

We have to start spreading that news - that real men change poopy diapers and coach the soccer team and let their daughters paint toenails all kinds of colours.

Change Men Team Start Soccer News

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