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Demetri Martin Quotes

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'

Demetri Martin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Home God School Law Church You

France is an old country that needs to wake up.

Melanie Laurent

Wake Up Country Old Up France Needs

And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.

Jeff Daniels

Funny Time Value Treat Thought Way

I was joking the other day that I'm American UKIP.

Jeff Duncan

Day American Other Joking

Punishment is the last and the least effective instrument in the hands of the legislator for the prevention of crime.

John Ruskin

Hands Prevention Crime Punishment

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life; and the procedure, the process is its own reward.

Amelia Earhart

Life Change Decision Control Rest

When I was a girl, my grandmother would take me during the holidays to see the windows at Saks and Rockefeller Center.

Michael Learned

Girl Me Holidays Windows Grandmother

When I was little, my mom was an actress, and she still is now, and she'd go on commercial auditions, and if they needed a mom and a son, she'd take me along, and that's how I got started.

Luke Benward

Son Me Mom Go Now She

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Joyce Brothers

Positive Success Best Preparation

I come from a family that has grown their own food from well into times of slavery, provided for themselves and people around them. So I found, through conversations about the earth and about the house with my neighbors, a lot of common ground.

Lizz Wright

Family Food People Slavery House

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip.

Jon Bon Jovi

Future Road Long Worth You Map

Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.

Plato

Education Music Soul Reach Virtue

I have a lot of supporters.

Sean Young

Supporters Lot