Demetri Martin Quotes

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Demetri Martin

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FunnyFunPeopleStand UpThinkGo

You take people as far as they will go, not as far as you would like them to go.

Jeannette Rankin

PeopleYouGoWillTakeFar

The impression of Pakistan is that people are corrupt. I don't think they are as corrupt as they are made out to be. I can look you in the eye and tell you I've never bribed anybody.

Mian Muhammad Mansha

PeopleEyeThinkYouLookI Can

But the lover's power is the poet's power. He can make love from all the common strings with which this world is strung.

Amelia Barr

LovePowerWorldStringsPoetHe

An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I'm going to make a joke, I'm going to blow something up, or during the worst peril, I'm going to have someone give someone a kiss - it's just going to happen.

Joss Whedon

I AmKissThinkSomeoneWatchesUp

What will we do in a globalised world? All human beings are equal, so they have the same right to have the same lifestyle-the same social security, jobs, education.

Joschka Fischer

EducationWorldSecurityWillRight

I have visited the cities and towns across America and seen the devastation caused by the trade policies of Bill and Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton supported Bill Clinton's disastrous NAFTA, just like she supported China's entrance into the World Trade Organization.

Donald Trump

OrganizationWorldAmericaSheChina

Everybody got a dream. What's the plan?

Chris Gardner

PlanDreamGotEverybody

Had it not been for James Meredith, who was willing to risk his life, the University of Mississippi would still be all white.

Constance Baker Motley

LifeWhiteRiskUniversityBeenWho

People who are artists professionally are not artists because they want to be artists; they have to be artists. They're compelled to get that creativity out and to share that with others.

Brian Stokes Mitchell

CreativityPeopleWantOthersOut

Only 10 per cent of food grown in India is processed. So the best way to reduce food waste and maximise calorie delivery is to increase that ratio of processed food to total food.

Anthony Pratt

FoodBestIndiaWayDeliveryWaste

I like debating policy.

Anthony Scaramucci

PolicyLikeDebating

Ideas won't keep; something must be done about them.

Alfred North Whitehead

IdeasDoneKeepSomethingMustThem

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