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Mark Russell Quotes

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: August 23, 1932

Topics

Funny Sides Jokes Both Sides Both

I'm looking for the unexpected. I'm looking for things I've never seen before.

Robert Mapplethorpe

Looking Unexpected Never Things Seen

It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one.

Funny Fun Nice Playing Guy Being

I am that prodigal son who wasted all the portion entrusted to me by my father. But I have not yet fallen at my father's knees. I have not yet begun to put away from me the enticements of my former riotous living.

Father Son I Am Me Living Wasted

I always have a big idea. It pops up every two to three years.

Three Two Always Years Up Big

You have to understand who your customer is and her motivations and marry it to what's happening in the outside world.

World Customer You Understand Her

We have four grown children and five grandchildren... so far! So, as you can imagine, family is extremely important to us.

Family Children Grandchildren You Us

It's a difficult thing to lose a child, a grown-up child.

Child Lose Difficult Thing Grown-Up

Let's say you are driving in the U.K., and you are pulled over by the police for speeding, and you try to bribe the police officer with £300 to walk away. I guarantee you that at least 99 times out of 100 you are going end up in handcuffs, and you will be charged with the crime of trying to bribe a police officer.

Walk Police End Driving Trying You

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

William Howard Taft

Work President Gate Bring Conclusion

I'm the youngest of seven kids.

Seann William Scott

Kids Seven Youngest

Being attracted to someone plays a big part, but there's also so much more than that for me. It's about finding someone sweet and kind - and that has a servant's heart.

Heart Me Sweet Someone Finding Kind

I get more work when I'm thinner. I was playing Alice Cooper, and I had to lose a stone, so I wasn't eating sugar. You can't just get straight back onto sugar, as it's quite a powerful thing.

Work Eating You Powerful Lose Stone

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