Scott Aukerman Quotes

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.

Scott Aukerman

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As I said, I haven't spent a lot of time thinking about partner brands.

Jim Cantalupo

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As a solo artist, my desire is to express myself through my music.

Jessica Jung

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But, you know, I just want to play well and have fun playing well.

Jennifer Capriati

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When I was in college, every summer I would work for free at a theater.

Jennifer Garner

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You may feel that Peter Martins' 'Beauty' is too compressed and inexpressive, but it's loyal to the text.

Robert Gottlieb

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Children are sent to school to be civilized, to learn to be part of the social enterprise.

Robert Fulghum

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I know I'm not musically talented.

Rob Mariano

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Of course, New Brighton is very shabby, very rundown, but people still go there because it's the place where you take kids out on a Sunday.

Martin Parr

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Television is a very writer-driven business, and it's one of the few parts of entertainment where writers are treated with respect, only because they need you. If they didn't have to treat you with respect, they would be happy to dismiss you.

Mitchell Hurwitz

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What better way to get to know a culture than to go there and learn their sports? And I say to people who tell me they can't travel, 'How much did you spend at the mall this year? How many times did you eat out? Take that money and go.'

Dhani Jones

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Wherever I go, people still shout out: 'Hey, hey, we're The Monkees.' And I never tire of that.

Davy Jones

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What is public history but a register of the successes and disappointments, the vices, the follies and the quarrels of those who engage in contention for power.

William S. Paley

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