I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
Recitation: by Male by Female
I don't pretend I know everything.
Jill Abramson
KnowEverythingPretend
One makes a trip by day, but by night, one sets out on a journey.
Tove Jansson
JourneyDayNightOutTripMakes
Do you notice that all presidents have a dog? There is always a First Dog. Or two or three. You have to have a dog to be president, I guess.
Robert Fulghum
DogYouThreePresidentFirstTwo
The longer khakis are owned and the more they are washed, the softer and more comfortable they become.
Roger Stone
ComfortableBecomeMoreLongerOwned
The iPad is a superior consumption device for material on the Web.
Mike McCue
SuperiorWebiPadConsumptionDevice
You have only to see what became of my father's will immediately after his death, and the wills of so many other kings. I know it well; but nevertheless, they have wished it; they gave me no rest nor repose, no calm until it was done.
Louis XIV
FatherDeathMeCalmRestYou
By all means, let's have free trade and no trade barriers and a common market. But where did it all suddenly become about our own economic and political destiny being surrendered to Brussels with agendas that arguably have very little to do with the interests of the British people and British voters?
Lloyd Dorfman
PeopleFreeDestinyPoliticalBecome
I wanted to be respected by filmmakers, and why should they respect me if they saw that my superiors did not treat me with respect.
Dawn Steel
RespectMeTreatWhySawDid
Football is what we like and enjoy most.
David Silva
FootballEnjoyLikeMost
Well the way I ended up with my own record is that I did this concert at Wesleyan University. It was just one night and we had no thought of making a record.
Christine Lavin
NightThoughtWayMy OwnUniversity
If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
Bob Dylan
MyselfThinkAnswersBob DylanBob
Islam is, to be sure, a big tent, and the one and a half billion Muslims in the world run the gamut from mystical, moderate, pacific Sufis to Salafists.
Peter Bergen
WorldRunIslamBigHalfSure
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