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Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 7, 1966

Topics

Routine Jokes Up Going Just Twitter

I dress in a sophisticated and classy way - I always dress in a way I know my mother wouldn't be embarrassed to see.

Mother Dress Know Classy Way See

I am weary of happiness, both as a word and as a concept.

Happiness I Am Weary Word Concept

The basic policy of the British Government was that since the majority of people in Northern Ireland wished to remain in the United Kingdom, that was that. We asked what would happen if the majority wanted something else, if the majority wanted to see Irish unity.

Government People Unity Irish See

My fight-or-flight mechanism... had served me well in Gaza, in Afghanistan, and all the places I'd been.

Me Places Afghanistan Well Been Had

Jung Chang was the first person to tell a grand historical, political story through a personal narrative.

Story Political Person Personal Tell

There are so many different reasons as to why I love riding trains. But I think ultimately it's the romantic feeling of it. There's something about it that just transports me into old films.

Love Romantic Me Think Feeling Why

I don't want to be super aggressive, but I think it's an issue that the population of America isn't reflected accurately in a lot of movies. I'm just disappointed that there isn't an Asian leading man or an Asian leading woman. There's an obvious gap that should be filled.

Woman Man Think America Want Movies

I like tea and yoga, but I don't do yoga.

I firmly believe that IBM's size can be used to its advantage.

Louis V. Gerstner, Jr.

Believe Size Used Advantage IBM

I wanted to be involved with literature. I certainly wasn't going to be able to write for a living, and I didn't have enough confidence in my talent to think that I should be just doing that. Publishing seemed like fun to me - to be involved with writers. And it did turn out to be.

Jonathan Galassi

Confidence Talent Fun Me Think

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

Hate Statistics Know Never Head Got

It seemed that I was more interested in raising my children, not in pursuing my husbands.

Debbie Reynolds

Children More Interested Raising

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