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Joan Rivers Quotes

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Work Fire People Me Book Care

When I criticize Joseph Beuys or Francis Bacon, nobody calls those opinions anti-male. Putting female artists or their subject matter off-limits is itself sexist and limiting.

Opinions Nobody Matter Bacon Artists

The increase of territory and power of empires by force of arms has been the policy of all great powers, and it has always been possible to get the approval of their state religion.

Power Great Religion Possible Always

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.

Robert M. Pirsig

Funny People You Nobody Kind Being

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.

Sparky Anderson

Me Win Year Contracts Give Me Give

I know what it feels like to struggle with your weight, and it makes me understand why women get attached to numbers on a scale or a dress size. It doesn't mean that I have gotten over all of it myself, because I have good days and bad days just like everyone else.

Good Women Myself Struggle Dress Me

Any movie that gets made and ends up in a position where people are coming to talk about it, it's not a small thing.

People Small Talk Coming Up Where

When the Left agitates over government policies, it's considered righteous anger. When the Right - and much of the center - agitate, it's painted as the rantings of the criminally and violently insane.

Anger Government Right Over Left

I'm following my interests, and there's something about investigating the world and creating a watchable, entertaining programme out of it that is deeply satisfying.

World Creating Out Something Deeply

My cooking style is simple, healthy, and very basic.

Style Cooking Simple Healthy Basic

But as far as, for I think it will be amazing you know where I find myself years from now because of this film. It's just amazing, I think everybody's going to kind of know this film and because of it, me. So I you know it's crazy.

Myself Amazing Me Crazy Think You

It's nice to know that there are several different avenues I could pursue.

Know Nice Pursue Different Could

The Musharraf government has declared martial law to settle scores with lawyers and judges. Hundreds of innocent Pakistanis have been rounded up. Human rights activists, including women and senior citizens, have been beaten by police. Judges have been arrested and lawyers battered in their offices and the streets.

Women Police Government Law Lawyers

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