Joan Rivers Quotes

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

MeSomeoneWillPraiseAnythingWho

I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try to make it be a part of what I do for a living. Because then you are forwarding. You are forwarding that art, forwarding that career ahead.

Jeff Dunham

TechnologyArtPennyYouCareerTry

My interest lies in my self-expression - what's inside of me - not what I'm in.

John Turturro

MeInsideInterestLies

The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.

Socrates

GoodReputationYouDesireWayGain

I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for me this house is a way of feeling less guilty about the universe.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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My first published writings were trying to take scientific concepts and make them clear for a general audience.

Judith Viorst

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What middle-income Americans want most of all is a job. We need a generous safety net for the most vulnerable in our society, but for most people the biggest social accomplishment that we can help them achieve is a good-paying job.

Joseph M. Kyrillos

JobPeopleSafetySocietyHelpWant

I know plenty of people who don't have children. And I also get a lot of people who say, 'Thank you for speaking out; my family don't understand why I don't want kids.'

Christina Hendricks

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I think no matter what age you are, you know when you love something in your heart.

Cindy Busby

LoveAgeHeartThinkYouKnow

Do whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home.

Willie Geist

HomeYouPrivacyWantWhateverOwn

How can you respect a culture if the woman has to walk several steps behind her man, has to stay in the kitchen and keep her mouth shut?

Pim Fortuyn

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The only way to silence a room that's laughing at you is to sort of take over.

Peter Sarsgaard

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Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that.

Penelope Spheeris

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