Joan Rivers Quotes

I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

ChildrenHateFoolChildPeople

'MasterChef' is the search for America's culinary amateur talent, so this is a search for the best home cook in America, and it's our job to figure out who that is.

Joe Bastianich

HomeBestJobTalentSearchAmerica

Regulatory changes have forced banks to closely examine their liquidity planning and to internalize the costs of liquidity provision. The costs of committed liquidity facilities will be passed on to clearing members. These costs are perhaps highest in clearing Treasury securities, where liquidity needs can be especially large.

Jerome Powell

PlanningWillChangesWhereCosts

I came from the country, and when I came to the city, I was ridin' high, you know. I was seeing more lights than I ever dreamed to shine in the world. 'Cos where I came from, there wasn't too many lights. Bugs made a lot of light, but after that there wasn't no lights.

John Hunter

LightCityShineWorldYouSeeing

The lash may force men to physical labor, it cannot force them to spiritual creativity.

Sholem Asch

CreativityMenSpiritualLaborMay

Here's the problem: the so-called 'millionaire surtax' is a permanent tax to pay for a temporary benefit.

Rodney Frelinghuysen

ProblemTaxPayPermanentTemporary

The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.

Claire Tomalin

FunnyAliveYoungDickens

I feel like I needed a balance. I don't want to forget about my personal life and spending time with myself.

Brandy Norwood

LifeTimeMyselfBalanceFeelWant

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

Bruce Forsyth

QualityGolfKnowPuerto RicoFirst

There are two types of warriors: the one that rides through on his horse and tries to slay everyone, and the sniper. I try to be more like the sniper. Bang. Bang. Bang. Break them down, shot by shot.

Anthony Joshua

HorseDownTryMoreEveryoneBreak

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

Aubrey Plaza

Puerto RicoGrandfatherOverEnglish

At the core, coaching authenticity is complicated - some might say impossible. Telling someone to be authentic sounds pretty low calorie, especially to a founder plowing through a list of product and operational goals. But it's important.

Scott Weiss

GoalsImpossibleSomeoneComplicated

Even though the Clintons started mass incarceration, which my brother is a victim of, things are going to change, though. Somebody made them do that.

Ty Dolla Sign

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