Joan Rivers Quotes

It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride.

Joan Rivers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

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GodGreatRideDieNobodyYoung

When your child stops breathing 60 times a night, you don't worry about what's going on next year or even next week. You put aside thoughts about which preschool you're going to enroll him in and focus on how he's doing right now. It's not the Norman Rockwell relationship that you sign on for when becoming a parent.

John C. McGinley

RelationshipFocusChildThoughts

You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine you to be.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

GoodBestBetterFriendsYouYour

People who are different are constantly dealing with families who don't understand them.

Andrew Solomon

PeopleUnderstandDifferentDealing

I'm an essayist. And this is a genre that has existed for a few thousand years. Ever heard of Cicero? So these rules that I'm working under are not mine but rather were established by writers who recognized the difference between the hard research of journalism and the kind of inquiry of mind that characterizes the essay.

John D'Agata

MindResearchJournalismRulesKind

Because, you know, you're in Utah. And because of its political conservatism, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

Robert Redford

PoliticalYouKnowUtahBecause

I'm congenitally vague.

Jean Kerr

Vague

I'm a proud Brit and a proud Englishman.

Michael Bisping

ProudEnglishman

Guitar is the best form of self-expression I know. Everything else, and I'm just sort of tripping around, trying to figure my way through life.

Slash

LifeBestGuitarTryingKnowWay

Wear your clothes with abandon, I say; don't keep them pristine as if for museums: They are meant to wear out. Then you get to buy new ones.

Russell Smith

ClothesYouNewSayMuseumsOut

If there was one decision I would overrule, it would be 'Citizens United.' I think the notion that we have all the democracy that money can buy strays so far from what our democracy is supposed to be.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

DecisionMoneyDemocracyThinkBuy

I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice.

Luis Figo

BeautyChildrenWifeChoiceHerOur

A coach - any coach, not just a national team coach - should try to be exemplary. And a national team manager even more so.

Julen Lopetegui

TeamManagerTryMoreCoachJust

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