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Joan Rivers Quotes

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

Topics

Funny Learning Small Learn Comedy

In an odd sort of way, the computer and the Internet is the hermit's ideal form of communication. You don't have to see anyone. To send an email, you don't have to talk to anyone. You can just send it, and they'll read it on their own. The Internet has been really good for hermits.

Good Communication Internet You Way

While Taliban fighters had an initial claim to protection under the conventions, they lost POW status by failing to obey the standards of conduct for legal combatants: wearing uniforms, a responsible command structure, and obeying the laws of war.

War Legal Lost Responsible Structure

Twenty-eight years in business and you understand the importance of problem solving and the importance of efficiency, because if you don't become efficient, you don't run a business well, and you are out of business. And I think some of those principles could be applied to leadership in Washington.

Leadership Business Think Problem

I call 2015 a year of deconstruction. I needed to deconstruct myself, my businesses, and find all of the holes in my empire. I had to find holes and fill them with people who could do it better.

Myself People Better Year Find Call

The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning.

Life Community Purpose Yourself You

The heart of the sport is about the top guys fighting each other. This isn't WWE; this is fighting.

Heart Fighting Top WWE Guys About

I have been making music since I was a kid. I have written music since I was, like, seven or eight. I was in the studio at 9, 10. So I've had a lot of practice over a lot of years.

Music Practice Kid Over Years Been

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

Parent Better Kids Than Much

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

Love Romantic Thoughts Find Lust

Films like 'The Godfather,' 'Chinatown' and 'The Exorcist' brought a realism and currency and understatement to their genres that we wanted for 'Mildred Pierce.'

Realism Currency Like Understatement

War is a quarrel between two thieves too cowardly to fight their own battle.

Fight War Battle Two Thieves Own

Your company is probably going to get hacked. The velocity and complexity of hacking attempts has skyrocketed, with companies routinely facing millions of knocks on the vault door.

Door Company Hacking Going Get Your

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